Oh, it’s nobody’s fault but my own! I was looking up… it was the nearest thing to heaven! You were there… 

An Affair to Remember

An Affair to Remember

The Empire State Building is the closest thing to heaven in this city. 

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad , carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do is grow old with you.  I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace breaks. Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.  Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink.  Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.  I wanna grow old with you. 

Good afternoon, everyone. We’re flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we’ve got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we’re bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is… 

Not porno tongue. Church tongue. 

But it all was bullshit!It was a goddamn joke!And when I think of you LindaI hope you fuckin’ choke!!!

10 Things I Hate About You

Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You

…can’t take my eyes off you

This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me? 
"I’m a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom"? 

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. 

What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea. 

Down with the bloody Red Queen!