I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad , carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do is grow old with you.  I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace breaks. Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.  Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink.  Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.  I wanna grow old with you. 

Good afternoon, everyone. We’re flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we’ve got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we’re bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is… 

Not porno tongue. Church tongue. 

But it all was bullshit!It was a goddamn joke!And when I think of you LindaI hope you fuckin’ choke!!!